Connections: SWF Seeks Wall – "Off the Deep End"

Looking for love (or at least a wall to call home).

Sunset walks without the sand.

Yes, I said it. Beach-goers do not apply!

I’m not for someone who enjoys sand in their teeth or waking up at 4:30 a.m. just to claim a lounge chair. Swimming with the fishies? Gross.

With me on your wall, you can really stick it to your all-inclusive, beach-loving friends and family. Feel vindicated. Feel smug. Feel margaritas-by-the-pool (no Bubba Kegs required).

So… am I your boo?
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Not for you, but you know someone who’d love to rebel against “the beach”? Do me a favour—set a girl up!